Weather Puns

I tried to catch the fog this morning, but I mist.
Coming up with weather puns is a breeze.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing. It just waved.
What is a king's favorite type of precipitation? Hail.
What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis.
What is a King's favorite kind of precipitation? Reign.
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